Conversation with a dude at a bar the other day:
- Dude: So, uh, I'll ask you the standard question: What's your major?
- Me: Gosh, I've never heard this question before! It's magazine journalism.
- Dude: Wow, that sounds uh... well, forgive me for saying so, but you look like a journalist.
- Me: Oh? Why should I forgive you? I don't think it was an insult. What do journalists "look" like?
- Dude: Well, you're drinking whiskey and not talking to anyone.
- Me: Well that's fair.
Conversation with a dude at a bar the other day:
- Dude: So, uh, I'll ask you the standard question: What's your major?
- Me: Gosh, I've never heard this question before! It's magazine journalism.
- Dude: Wow, that sounds uh... well, forgive me for saying so, but you look like a journalist.
- Me: Oh? Why should I forgive you? I don't think it was an insult. What do journalists "look" like?
- Dude: Well, you're drinking whiskey and not talking to anyone.
- Me: Well that's fair.
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