Things that make me want to vom:

  • The use of the word “sinful” to describe something that is good. “That chocolate cake was sinful!” “The brie I just ate was so good it was a sin!” Fuck off. (See also: the word decadent)
  • Christina Aguilera’s house
  • Any Facebook statuses about “Glee”.
  • Everyone from E! News
  • People who eat sandwiches with mayonnaise on it then get said mayo on the corners of their mouth and take a little too long to wipe it off
  • Spotify ads
  • Strange townies who inexplicably smell like burned bacon mixed with rubber (you know that smell I’m talking about)
  • Karmin
  • Pep rallies/assemblies of any kind
  • Cosmo

Things that make me want to vom:

  • The use of the word “sinful” to describe something that is good. “That chocolate cake was sinful!” “The brie I just ate was so good it was a sin!” Fuck off. (See also: the word decadent)
  • Christina Aguilera’s house
  • Any Facebook statuses about “Glee”.
  • Everyone from E! News
  • People who eat sandwiches with mayonnaise on it then get said mayo on the corners of their mouth and take a little too long to wipe it off
  • Spotify ads
  • Strange townies who inexplicably smell like burned bacon mixed with rubber (you know that smell I’m talking about)
  • Karmin
  • Pep rallies/assemblies of any kind
  • Cosmo

Posted 3 months ago & Filed under complaints of the day, 6 notes

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