December 2011
84 posts
HEROIN KILLED THE ROCKSTAR: I must get told once a... →
heroinkilledtherockstar:
I must get told once a week that I will change my mind about not wanting to reproduce. No, I won’t. I may be twenty two years old but I am not indecisive. I have liked the same things I did when I was very young. My personality hasn’t changed much, either. I didn’t like children when I was a child…
Preach it, girl.
2 tags
1 tag
Ask away. →
rapscallions:
slingyourhook:
tryinghands:
height:
Shoe Size:
Sexual Orientation:
Do you Smoke?
Do you Drink?
Do you Take Drugs?
Age you get mistaken for:
height:
Shoe Size:
Sexual Orientation:
Do you Smoke?
Do you Drink?
Do you Take Drugs?
Age you get mistaken for:
Have Tattoos?
Want any tattoos
Got any Piercings?
Want any piercings?
Best friend?
Relationship status:
...
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
ginger-snap-style asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag backs.
2 tags
IM conversations with stoners:
Note: Spelling has been left unchanged.
Guy: single ladies are rare these days foriegn ones especialy. any friends from different countries? that are girls/woman
Me: Not that I know of.
Guy: All ohioans?
Me: I know some who are from other states as well.
Guy: groovy. well ohioan or forign works for me i think all ohioans count as foriengners.
Me: Uh… why?
Guy: because each ohian is...
2 tags
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Vince Guaraldi Trio (18)
Dum Dum Girls (6)
The Doors (6)
Belle and Sebastian (5)
Descendents (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
3 tags
2 tags
3 tags
I am the Walrus, but not the one you’re probably thinking of. I am the...
– Demetri Martin, “Who I Am”
2 tags
Because the world is finally rewarding me for putting up with so much bullshit on a daily basis (or something like that), I got the smoothie maker/blender I wanted for Christmas. I am obviously maaaad stoked.
So, friends, what are some awesome ~adult~ beverages I can make in said blender device?
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
Drunk Mom: You’re so cute. You have so much charisma. It’s so subtle. You’re so quirky. You don’t even know it. Also, I want to shave this guy’s head. I want to keep the hair and make a scarf out of it.
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
3 tags
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
3 tags
Grandparents: "Helping" me solve my existential...
Grandpa: So what do you want to do with your life? Did you decide yet?
Me: No. Whoever will hire me that doesn’t involve food or math.
Grandpa: You oughta be one of those dancers. A Rockette.
Me: I would never do that.
Grandma: You should be a psychologist. You got an A in that class!
Me: So? No.
Grandpa: Be a judge. That Judge Judy makes $25 million a year.
Me: I don’t want to...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
The Smashing Pumpkins (7)
The Velvet Underground (4)
The Smiths (3)
The 6ths (2)
The Breeders (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
1 tag
Grumpy Old Men
Grandpa: I’m bored.
Me: Yeah, me too.
Grandpa: I can’t wait for Christmas to get here… so it can be over and I can finally get some peace and quiet.
1 tag
What do you wear when you surf the Internet for hours?
2 tags
6barphrase asked: Is he a total babe in the video?
1 tag
Just cannonballed a latte for dinner while transcribing interview notes before...
–
birch_hannah
(via partylikeajournalist)
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
an 8th grade thought:
sometimes i kick back take a whiff of reality in the mask of cinnamon air (99 cents to smell like a holiday ought to smell) and think that really none of this matters in the grand scheme of things and i laugh a hearty laugh and think this is the fullest i’ve felt in a long time
2 tags
1 tag
Attn:
What are some good “I’m going to stand up for what is right and get shit done! So get out of my way, you assholes!” pump-up jams?
2 tags
3 tags
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
Alphabet Questionnaire.
A. Age: ~Legal eagle~~ B. Bed size: Way, way too small. I hate it. C. Chore that you hate: Vacuuming. I hate how loud it is, and my rugs always get caught in the thing. D. Dogs: I am not a dog person usually. I like big, old dogs though. Golden Retrievers have always been nice cuddle buddies to me. They’re chill, and I like that. E. Essential start to your day: Some sort of hot beverage....
1 tag
Last night I had a dream my nursing student friend found a penis in my lung.
That is all.
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag