December 2011
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HEROIN KILLED THE ROCKSTAR: I must get told once a... →
heroinkilledtherockstar: I must get told once a week that I will change my mind about not wanting to reproduce. No, I won’t. I may be twenty two years old but I am not indecisive. I have liked the same things I did when I was very young. My personality hasn’t changed much, either. I didn’t like children when I was a child… Preach it, girl.
Dec 31st
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Ask away.  →
rapscallions: slingyourhook: tryinghands: height: Shoe Size: Sexual Orientation: Do you Smoke? Do you Drink? Do you Take Drugs? Age you get mistaken for: height: Shoe Size: Sexual Orientation: Do you Smoke? Do you Drink? Do you Take Drugs? Age you get mistaken for: Have Tattoos? Want any tattoos Got any Piercings? Want any piercings? Best friend? Relationship status: ...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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ginger-snap-style asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag backs.
Dec 30th
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IM conversations with stoners:
Note: Spelling has been left unchanged. Guy: single ladies are rare these days foriegn ones especialy. any friends from different countries? that are girls/woman Me: Not that I know of. Guy: All ohioans? Me: I know some who are from other states as well. Guy: groovy. well ohioan or forign works for me i think all ohioans count as foriengners. Me: Uh… why? Guy: because each ohian is...
Dec 30th
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Dec 27th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Vince Guaraldi Trio (18) Dum Dum Girls (6) The Doors (6) Belle and Sebastian (5) Descendents (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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“I am the Walrus, but not the one you’re probably thinking of. I am the...”
– Demetri Martin, “Who I Am”
Dec 27th
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Because the world is finally rewarding me for putting up with so much bullshit on a daily basis (or something like that), I got the smoothie maker/blender I wanted for Christmas. I am obviously maaaad stoked. So, friends, what are some awesome ~adult~ beverages I can make in said blender device?
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Drunk Mom: You’re so cute. You have so much charisma. It’s so subtle. You’re so quirky. You don’t even know it. Also, I want to shave this guy’s head. I want to keep the hair and make a scarf out of it.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Grandparents: "Helping" me solve my existential...
Grandpa: So what do you want to do with your life? Did you decide yet? Me: No. Whoever will hire me that doesn’t involve food or math. Grandpa: You oughta be one of those dancers. A Rockette. Me: I would never do that. Grandma: You should be a psychologist. You got an A in that class! Me: So? No. Grandpa: Be a judge. That Judge Judy makes $25 million a year. Me: I don’t want to...
Dec 19th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
The Smashing Pumpkins (7) The Velvet Underground (4) The Smiths (3) The 6ths (2) The Breeders (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 19th
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Grumpy Old Men
Grandpa: I’m bored. Me: Yeah, me too. Grandpa: I can’t wait for Christmas to get here… so it can be over and I can finally get some peace and quiet.
Dec 19th
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What do you wear when you surf the Internet for hours?
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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6barphrase asked: Is he a total babe in the video?
Dec 19th
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“Just cannonballed a latte for dinner while transcribing interview notes before...”
–  birch_hannah (via partylikeajournalist)
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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an 8th grade thought:
sometimes i kick back take a whiff of reality in the mask of cinnamon air (99 cents to smell like a holiday ought to smell) and think that really none of this matters in the grand scheme of things and i laugh a hearty laugh and think this is the fullest i’ve felt in a long time
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Attn:
What are some good “I’m going to stand up for what is right and get shit done! So get out of my way, you assholes!” pump-up jams?
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Alphabet Questionnaire.
A. Age: ~Legal eagle~~ B. Bed size: Way, way too small. I hate it. C. Chore that you hate: Vacuuming. I hate how loud it is, and my rugs always get caught in the thing. D. Dogs: I am not a dog person usually. I like big, old dogs though. Golden Retrievers have always been nice cuddle buddies to me. They’re chill, and I like that. E. Essential start to your day: Some sort of hot beverage....
Dec 15th
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Last night I had a dream my nursing student friend found a penis in my lung. That is all.
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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