February 2011
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Check out my article on Dr. Sketchy's in the Daily... →
My job is to copy edit and proofread for the Stater, but today they contacted me about finishing and submitting a story I originally wrote for class. And it got published! I feel very warm and nostalgic for my high school newspaper days. Unfortunately, I can’t get away with posting arbitrary pictures of Rufus Wainwright Blingees in a college paper…
January 2011
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Disappointments:
I want to make sweet sweet love to Q-Tip’s voice. However, I saw him at the House of Blues in 2008 and was severely disappointed. I mean, I know he’s a legend and all, but who comes out on the stage with arms stretched out in a tacky-ass jacket and “stunna shades” and lets the crowd applaud him for 20 mins without moving or speaking? I mean, really. He looked like Ja Rule...
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If you rhyme, you have to live by the pen
Your man is your man, then treat him...
– A Tribe Called Quest
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15 Styles of Distorted Thinking →
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my blood approves,
and kisses are a better fate
than wisdom
lady i swear by...
– e. e. cummings
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jesusbot asked: who are you, mysterious post liker?
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Let me preach for 5 seconds:
If you are a good person, you deserve some form of happiness. If you are not living the experiences you want to live, and if you are not truly happy with the facets of life you find most important, you need to do two things: Step back and make sure what you are doing is good, fair, and what you want/expect from others AND go find your fucking happiness. Complaining won’t get you anywhere,...
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enough with the Chit Chat
just show me where your Dick’s at.
– e.e. cummings (via historysaidwhat)
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I got more stories than J.D.’s got Salinger
I hold the title, and you are...
– Beastie Boys, “Shadrach”
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Dude sitting next to me in class straight up...
He just whisipered in my ear: “YEAH COSMIC DUST! I am so drunk.”
…Forgot to mention that we are friends. Lolz.
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Please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks this show looks hilarious.
SNL plus Sleater-Kinney?! COME ON. Way to pick my brain, television.
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Hulu asked me which commercial I wanted: Cat food,...
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Inside the mausoleum front doors, there’s the usual cheap reproductions of...
– Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor
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I’m gonna whisper that my girlfriend is better than the 99 other...
– My sleep-talking boyfriend.
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Just had a philosophical breakthrough in the...
Conclusions:
1. Need to write memoirs on past terrible relationships. 2. Need to write self-help book for people depressed because of relationships. 3. Need to point out beauty to insecure people. 4. Shaving gel DOES make a difference. Wow! Smoothness!
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There’s nothing to mourn about death any more than there is to mourn about the...
– Charles Bukowski - The Captain Is Out to Lunch and the Sailors Have Taken Over the Ship, 1998
(via fuckyeahbukowski)
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Stupid Insult of the Morning:
“You’re like tumblr.”
“Because hip people like me?”
“No. Because you go down on people all the time. And when you do, they tweet about how bad it is.”
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But, srsly. Why couldn’t the hooded one with the Cillian Murphy eyes fb...
– My best friend, Carolyn.
mikeyursine asked: If you had the power to make any common act deathly illegal which would you choose?
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Five Myths About Reporters: (via Tim Harrower)
1. Female reporters are gutsy, idealistic, beautiful and single; male reporters are surly, cynical loners who’ll lie, cheat and ruin people’s lives to get a juicy scoop.
2. Reporters routinely solve mysteries before the cops do, especially after their editors yank them off the stories.
3. Reporters spend all their time either: a) ambushing celebrities outside nightclubs, b) dodging...
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Journalists are ‘drunkards, deadbeats and bummers.’
– President Charles W. Eliot, Harvard University
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Loafe with me on the grass, loose the stop from your throat,
Not words, not...
– Walt Whitman, Song of Myself
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Fuq this new astrological sign bullshit.
I will forever be a dark and scary borderline-nymphomaniacal Scorpio, damn it!
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Just wanted to give a shout-out to the girl who...
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I am inventing a drinking game that involves...
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When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you...
– Albert Einstein
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I don't spend hours in bed with people I hate...
So why should I have to spent hours sitting in bed doing MATH PROBLEMS?!
I would really, truly love school right now if it wasn’t for this nagging, persistently irksome voice of some algebraic asshole ringing in the back of my ear saying, “You have 100 math problems to do by Sunday! Algebra problems you never understood and still do not understand! Do them! Put everything you love to...