February 2012
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Conversation with a dude at a bar the other day:
Dude: So, uh, I'll ask you the standard question: What's your major?
Me: Gosh, I've never heard this question before! It's magazine journalism.
Dude: Wow, that sounds uh... well, forgive me for saying so, but you look like a journalist.
Me: Oh? Why should I forgive you? I don't think it was an insult. What do journalists "look" like?
Dude: Well, you're drinking whiskey and not talking to anyone.
Me: Well that's fair.
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Serious question:
Is there a site for friend finding? Ya know, like a dating site but not for finding a romantic relationship or someone to bone. I love filling out profiles and shit like that. Plus, I could use a few friends. If such a thing exists, I hope it lacks serial killers and is abundant in people who like to walk around and talk about “Wayne’s World” and pizza.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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I'm about to go to a bar that has a live video...
So, uh, I guess you can creep on me and see if I’m there? Here it is.
Feb 22nd
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What Drinks Say About You →
Written by yours truly. Enjoy my observations and general sassiness.
Feb 21st
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Kent State's newest campaign slogan is "Most...
smoteymote: wibblywobbly-jiggerypokery: I can’t help but think “NO SHIT, we’re one of the biggest schools in the area. Of COURSE we have more graduates. The only other one really competing is Akron, and I mean come on, they aren’t that hard to beat.” Oh my gosh, I know right?   Like, wow, this is not something to be proud of KSU.  Not at all. LOL. LOL. I suppose they finally realized...
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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ListenOkay. This had to be made. It was inspired by a...
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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ListenSo, here’s a thing I recorded where I relay...
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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In the midst of all the class, work, stress and other stuff, I’ve hardly had the time to sit and think about things I should be appreciating. Over the last couple of months, a few different people have approached me in passing and asked me to write something for them. My response is always “Yeah, sure. Sounds cool. When do you want it?” then I get to work, do it, turn it in, and...
Feb 17th
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Oh, hey, I got an application to live with one of the coolest girls I know next semester. So that means a bigger apartment, double the amount of coffee, double the amount of Bukowski books and a kitchen and living room that are separate from my bedroom. I have a lot to worry about this semester and over the summer, but I’m really excited about this. Living alone is cool, but it’s been...
Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Things that make me want to vom:
The use of the word “sinful” to describe something that is good. “That chocolate cake was sinful!” “The brie I just ate was so good it was a sin!” Fuck off. (See also: the word decadent) Christina Aguilera’s house Any Facebook statuses about “Glee”. Everyone from E! News People who eat sandwiches with mayonnaise on it then get said mayo on...
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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I’m FINALLY getting around to reading Julie Klausner’s genius book, I Don’t Care About Your Band, after having it near the top of my to-read list for (literally) years. This bit in the Introduction really stuck out to me because it puts a lot about my previous long-term relationship into great perspective: “You keep trying, in the nature of optimism; in the nature of...
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Things I really enjoy all the time:
Coffee Napping A good dark beer Chips and salsa Buying new books Going to new places for the first time Most ’90s tunes Drawing Clever jokes The company of my fella Happy day.
Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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sitell me nothing: It really is horrifying →
stfusexists: cyruspotnoodle: ginger—gal: vuhnessah: that Kanye West got not only more flack, but a worse reputation for grabbing a microphone out of Taylor Swift’s hands and making a rude comment than Chris Brown did for beating his girlfriend until her face was…
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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Me: I always thought that The Pine-Sol lady and the Snapple lady were in a lesbian relationship.
Him: What if the Pine-Sol lady was in a relationship with Aunt Jemima? No, she'd be more like her grandma.
Me: No, she was her aunt.
Feb 12th
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mikeyursine asked: 25/34/29/oops.
Feb 11th
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ginger-snap-style asked: 13, 15, 43
Feb 10th
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icarntspell asked: 45, 17!
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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